The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home.
Jay's girlfriend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's tickets (a concert Jay was really looking forward to see), but unfortunately she has to turn it down because it's on the same night as their anniversary.
When Jr. finally gets his driver's license, he buys his first car -- a dilapidated, gear-grinding, backfiring clunker.
The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling.
Jay and Michael are grocery shopping when they run into Susan Green, former cheerleader from their high school.
When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully.
Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game until he hires her as the new accountant at his firm.
Jay is coaching Kady's soccer team. The girls complain it's not any fun and Michael tries talking to Jay about it.
Michael's parents come to visit him, but Michael is worried about the way they treat each other and how that is reflecting on his own children.
Claire wants to go on her first date with Tony, but Michael is reluctant to let her. So Michael decides he and Jay should also go with them to the movies so they can check on Tony.
The entire dinner is doomed from the beginning.
Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever for the guy in front of him to move on. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game on TV, but Jay says they're going out for family dinner.
Jay organizes a historic trip to Paul Revere's house for the entire family to learn more about American history.
Michael is on a mission -- to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes.
Michael wants to play the videogame and Jay thinks he doesn't love her anymore.