Janet thinks Michael plans to golf on their anniversary, but he arranges to have Brian McKnight sing for them at a surprise ceremony to renew their vows.
The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home.
Jay's girlfriend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's tickets (a concert Jay was really looking forward to see), but unfortunately she has to turn it down because it's on the same night as their anniversary.
After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.
Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
An encounter with Michael's stunning ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.
Janet and Michael are astounded when their often dim-witted son shines on an IQ test, ranking him as a genius.
Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the family re-enacts scenes from the movie 'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.'
Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's overbearing coaching style.
Junior asks Michael for boxing lessons so he can protect his sister's honor.
Michael tries to get his parents to begin speaking to each other again.
Michael agrees to let Claire go on her first date with Tony, but only on condition that it is a double date with Janet and himself.
Michael is disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
A family trip to Paul Revere's house tests everyone's nerves.
Michael tries to get his always-tardy family dressed and out the door to a wedding within just 15 minutes.
My Wife and Kids stars Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle, a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style.
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