All Rob can afford is particle board.
She\'s just working on the glaucoma.
Say kids, what do you say we go for a night out on the town?
Turns out, rock stars are kind of phony.
The only thing worse than customs officers looking in your butt is if they actually find something.
Getting promoted to the adults\' table at Thanksgiving has its down side.
He\'s got coke, so he gets the girl.
Women are not honest with each other about appearance.
Sometimes people know they\'re supposed to like you, but it doesn\'t work out.
New York has some fellas who dress like ladies.
Chicks don\'t dig guys who say "getting laid."
For a nice Jewish boy, dirty talk sounds a little different.