So it turns out they're real. Huh.
Alice gives D.L. a little something special to remember her by.
If you're trapped in a beyond-maximum-security prison, having a super-strong cockroach friend- even strong by giant cockroach standards- could be a great asset.
Jacknife disguises himself as Santa to steal dying children's toys and pills. It's a heartwarming Christmas.
The inmates all eat the Warden's cake coated in Chinese Mystery Butter.
The Warden's chances of getting with Alice are so small, even his dream is dreaming.
It's hard to be an accountant in a place where no one is accountable for anything.
The Warden's global rampage shatters every nation on earth, plus the crazy homeless guys.
Jacknife learns, sadly, that life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
The Warden is stuck in a futuristic non-existence, but at least the music rocks.
Jacknife has an erotic and painful experience in his jail cell.
Alice's new duties brings her into contact with unusually sized rodents.
Superjail has bigger problems than salmonella.
Jacknife beholds the natural wonders of the U.S. / Canada border.
Paul and Jean are brought back together by the magic of sloppy joes and bathroom sex.