Feature film from Alex Richanbach & Drew Brooks. Two week exclusive on Funny Or Die before it's in theaters.
In the realm of the Spirit there is vast difference between God's militant people and the church crowd. This difference lies in the level of commitment and the degree which we allow God to control our lives. The idea of the 10% tithe accurately describes church life. Churchites are 10% Christians, if that. Whereas subjects of God's Holy Tribal Nation strive to reach the 100% mark in all they do for the Lord. True, this is a real challenge, yet this is the answer to the search for real Christianity.
Mistakenly, the governments of this world try and claim God's people as their own. This can never be, for although we may live within their boundaries, our allegiance belongs solely to God's Kingdom. Jesus warned us of the consequences of such radical dedication: "You will be hated of all men for my sake" (Matt. 10:22-24). Persecution is the natural result, and we count it an honor to suffer for our Savior who redeemed us with His blood. It is the least we can do, and we won't complain. For without the loving mercy of King Jesus we would be doomed to eternity in Hell.
A short film in which men who don't know each other spend an awkward Thanksgiving together.
God challenges us for good reasons. Like the loving Father He is, He wants to see His children grow stronger and climb higher in the Spirit. He knows that challenges make us press beyond the routines of our daily existence. He knows that challenges often make us cry out to Him for help, and that's a cry He wants to hear. Whether we totally achieve the goal set before us isn't always the issue. What matters is that we give our best, and when we do that God fills in the rest. The truth is challenges bring spiritual growth and strength, and that is something which will benefit us all. As we strive and strain, struggle and push to meet the challenges God puts before us, we will mature in God's wisdom and strength. These are things money can't buy. Taking the challenge will also prove to be your passport out of the land of phony religious play-games and into the real battlefield of life. The Aggressive Vision is powerful. More than just talk, it is the will of God for a people who truly love Him. It poses a challenge to you--a challenge that can revolutionize your life.
Some patients have returned to Brookvale. Chaos is still going on. There are rumors of bars being put on windows to prevent patients from jumping out.
Raven and Annette are back in Brookvale. Parker is still out. Food fights, patients trying to escape, and mixed up medications are still going on. Bars have been been put on some windows. And now Dr. Damian Thorne has been admitted as well. The hospital is in utter chaos! Is this because of Dr. Simon Neil?
God challenges us for good reasons. Like the loving Father He is, He wants to see His children grow stronger and climb higher in the Spirit. He knows that challenges make us press beyond the routines of our daily existence. He knows that challenges often make us cry out to Him for help, and that's a cry He wants to hear. Whether we totally achieve the goal set before us isn't always the issue. What matters is that we give our best, and when we do that God fills in the rest. The truth is challenges bring spiritual growth and strength, and that is something which will benefit us all. As we strive and strain, struggle and push to meet the challenges God puts before us, we will mature in God's wisdom and strength. These are things money can't buy.
Because man-on-man rape is funny. Unless of course it happened to you, in which case it wouldn't be funny at all. And that is why we ask you to take a moment and consider the personal hell Mr. Spielberg was put through as a man attempted to penetrate his innermost sanctum... without adequate lubrication.
THIS IS NOT A COMEDY
A full-length episode made of only Peter's Jobs from seasons 1-4
To begin, we are a people who belong to God. Not belonging to this world, or the nations of this world, we are citizens of Heaven residing here on earth. Just as Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt, so the Holy Spirit has led us out of this sin-cursed world to be a people separated and consecrated to the service of our King. We are in the world but not of it. We are one people, joined together and unified under the glorious banner of God's Kingdom. God has made it clear that He is our King and He desires to rule over us. This is called a theocracy: a government where God is the supreme ruler, governing by His Spirit Word through His prophets. In the theocracy there are no elections: only appointments. We don't vote; we submit as loyal subjects to a King who loved us enough to die on our behalf. We enjoy the security of knowing that our King can never be removed, overthrown or voted out. The same righteous ruler will be ours throughout eternity. On the human level, God appoints our leaders, like Moses, strengthening and protecting them, giving them the wisdom they need to guide His people. A standing army in the flesh need not be drafted. Carnal weapons are not needed, for God protects us, fighting on our behalf.
The Hoff's drunk videotape mashed up with a Carl's Jr. Commercial. Don't bother me. I'm eating.
The mysterious Botox Bitch on december the 3rd
Tim and Aaron
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tpt with comedian Ali Sultan ask people on the street citizenship questions.
Tom Hanks talks with Colin about the birds, bees and mermaids.
Tina, your lovable party gay, gives advice on ANY topic...despite lack of life experience...
The mysterious Botox Bitch from Berlin...
This Bears fan challenges a friend to a race and ends up losing to a pole on the street.
A callous and inept therapist breaks all the rules and causes more problems than she solves.
"Dragons Against!" are a group of conservative minded Americans . Our goal is to educate young Americans as to the harmful effects of drug abuse. No truer champion of our cause existed than Cocopuff Dragon. His work embodies what it is to be a true American, preserving the purity and integrity that makes our country great. This PSA was made to not only enrich today's youth with knowledge, but also to honor one of our great fallen heroes, Cocopuff Dragon. RIP Cocopuff Dragon, and may your words of wisdom and chocolate milk rain down on Americans for many years to come...
Behold! 24 glorious seconds of a Sean Connery impersonator doing a crappy striptease in front of a labrador retriever and an embarrassed, disgusted, disgusting fat guy who looks like Peter Griffin
The mysterious Botox Bitch from Berlin on december 2nd
The Costa Concordia Cruz Ship Disaster