The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Interstellar' in this week's Film Standard.
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at 'Texas Chain Saw Massacre' in this week's Film Standard.
Calling it the most effective method for reaching one s full earning potential, a report issued Thursday by the Employee Benefit Research Institute found that violently slamming one s supervisor against a wall and shouting, Cash!
In an effort to cater toward customers seeking a slightly less revolting bus-riding experience, transportation giant Greyhound announced Thursday it is now offering its passengers premium upgrades to marginally less disgusting seats. Full article.
Reviewers agree: The Evil Within reaches an unprecedented level of terror, assuming that the player has never had to deal with the blood-curdling realities of everyday life.
As part of a nationwide effort to accommodate women in the workplace, many U.S. companies are now offering female employees permanent, unpaid maternity leave, according to a Pew Research Center survey released Thursday. Full article.
Obama is currently being chased around in the background of a Secret Service hearing, U.S. officials assure Hong Kong that their protest is just one of many issues the White House is staying silent on, and an old guy at a hostel is down to party.
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Gone Girl' in this week's Film Standard.
7.1 billion people demonstrate in favor of global warming, Obama now sleeps with a Louisville Slugger under his bed, and a song is deemed good enough for a man to put his girlfriend on his shoulders.
Experts confirm the British Empire will be reduced to 8 square acres around Buckingham Palace by 2050, a reclusive deity hasn t written a new book in 2,000 years, and a local rescue dog is adopted for a couple weeks.
Explaining that her statements indicated a failure to understand and implement the district s goal of providing a comprehensive education to all children, Southwest High School officials reportedly fired ninth-grade history teacher Jennifer Steenman today after she was heard saying she learns more from her students than they do from her. Full article.
A tragic scene in Virginia as a gunman opened fire at the offices of SlashForward Marketing. Managers described the timing of the shooting as incredibly inopportune as the company is already struggling to meet its Q3 sales goals.
The NFL announces a new zero-tolerance policy on videotaped domestic violence, a puzzled nation can remember the name Ferguson, but is not sure from where, and a man wearing an M&M jacket is apparently made in God's image.
I-90 adds a lane for drivers traveling cross country to stop a woman from marrying the wrong man, a job applicant totally nails an interview with the person who will make his life a living hell for the next five years, and adjusting several sliders on a r...
Citing the central role the process plays in cognitive development, a study released Thursday by the American Psychological Association found that boys do not reach emotional maturity until avenging the murder of their father. Full article.
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