President Bush has a new hobby -- painting! -- and he s showing off some new watercolors of the undead Iraqi boy who lives in his nightmares.
Saying he had witnessed up close the daily hardships endured by a young person impaired by a bland, unremarkable appearance, local doctor Daniel Barrett told reporters Wednesday how growing up with an average-looking brother inspired him to become a cosmetic surgeon. Full article.
Representatives from barbed wire advocacy groups are up in arms over the fencing material s portrayal in a violent new video game.
For women starting a new job, it can be difficult to navigate a male-dominated office environment. Here are The Onion's tips for succeeding as a woman in the workplace.
The holiday season is already here, but your new Christmas tree still doesn t quite have that festive look.
Fall is here, but it s not too late to find your perfect fall outfit. Here are The Onion s tips for fall fashion.
The food you eat greatly impacts how you feel on a daily basis, but starting a new healthy lifestyle can be difficult.
Interviewing for a new job can often be a stressful, intimidating experience. Here are the Onion's tips for nailing a job interview.
Christmas is almost here, but it's still not too late to buy gifts for your loved ones. Here are The Onion's tips for last minute holiday shopping.
Saying that spontaneity is key to spicing up a marriage, local couple Dale and Barbara Patterson told reporters Wednesday they ve kept their relationship interesting over the years by bickering in a variety of different positions ... Full article.
Researchers today took a break from bullying their colleague Carl to announce to the world that Carl is a little pansy boy and that they are sick of him.
The U.S. currency finally achieves universal suffrage, Forbes releases the 2014 list of the most punchable CEOs, and a smooth operator is also a forklift operator.
Citing factors ranging from the dumb, ugly asteroid belt separating the terrestrial planets from the gas giants, to the super-boring and practically empty interstellar medium extending in nearly every direction, new research published Wednesday ... Full article.
The First Lady launched the Take The Field initiative this week, encouraging Major League baseball players to get active and eat a healthy diet.
Reeling in the wake of sudden, unthinkable tragedy, members of the Talbott family were reportedly left struggling to pick up the pieces Thursday night after an unexpected hard drive crash erased everything they had stored on their digital video recorder.
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