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With his 'golden boy' image tarnished, Lance Armstrong has returned to cycling as radical bad boy 'Killstrong.'
The unstoppable mega-hit 'Smooth' by Santana featuring Rob Thomas continued its unstoppable Grammy streak, picking up awards in every major category.
Following a cyber attack to the fast food chain's Twitter account, the thousands of people who had chosen to follow Burger King were left without access to important information about the restaurant's products and promotions.
After sort of, maybe coming out during her Golden Globes speech, Jodie Foster is inspiring LGBT youth to honor their true selves in the form of confusing, disjointed riddles.
The country starlet has dated a who's who of A-listers, but her new song seemingly insults the 16-year-old fan who won a 'Win A Date With Taylor Swift' contest.
As yet another day drew to a close Wednesday, sources confirmed that, Christ, just think, the nation actually has to go through all of this again tomorrow.
President Obama announced today that he plans to reduce drone casualties by replacing missiles with high-range 11 megavolt tasers.
The hit cooking show turned up the heat on contestants, asking them to prepare a gourmet meal using only a sponsor's flagship sedan.
Completing their decade-long project, the Huffington Post has finally released their exhaustive database of every person who has ever been remotely famous for any reason.
The NRA says a proposal to ban gun sales to anyone in the middle of a killing spree is a gross violation of the Second Amendment.
Though presiding over a country hampered by war, an economic recession, dramatic cultural upheaval, and a partisan divide at the highest levels of government, the man responsible for shielding American citizens from reality declared tonight in his annual ...
A routine conference of medical professionals turned unexpectedly dramatic Thursday night as Dr. Richard Kimble, eminent vascular surgeon and subject of an intense local manhunt, disrupted the downtown Chicago event to accuse a colleague, and by extension...
After Obama slips up during an address on health care, White House officials are forced to admit the president occasionally uses a backing track for important speeches.
The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.
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