Rob is cast opposite a gorgeous Italian actress in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.
Warren's bad habit of sleepwalking gets him in hot water with Andy and Helen.
After a fight over the subject, Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house. When Rose tricks Elliot into telling the truth about the situation where Dorothy overhears, Dorothy breaks up with Elliot and makes amends with Blanche.
Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the quaint bed and breakfast, its apparent that they're trying a bit too hard for this to be a perfect weekend. Debra agrees to a tour of the Ben & Jerry ice cream factory; Ray suggests they check out a local antique fair. Meanwhile, Marie spies on Robert, who is left to babysit the kids.
Theo fears his parents will stonewall his request to go on an archaeological dig in Egypt.
When Lucy misplaces two train tickets to Florida, she and Ethel consult the classified section, hoping to share a ride with someone driving south. They team up with a peculiar middle-aged woman, Mrs. Grundy, who's bent on getting to Florida in record time. Guest Star: Elsa Lanchester, who played the original Bride of Frankenstein, as Mrs. Grundy
Matt Jeffers is in trouble. His ranch is about to be sold for back taxes, his land is drying up for lack of water and his son is losing interest in the ranch. The trouble culminates when Matts son is shot.
Roseanne and Dan are relieved when Becky breaks up with Mark.
An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon.
Mario, the Ricardos and Mertzes' gondolier in Venice, comes to New York to surprise his brother Dominic, but turns up at the Ricardos' apartment when he can't find him. Lucy is sure Dominic is in San Francisco and sets out to help Mario raise the bus fare. Her earnest efforts pay off in a surprising way. Look for: Lucy's classic pizza-making scene
The stage carrying Sheriff Rimbau, Hoss, Joe and some others stop at Red Creek station and find the Sheriffs brother shot and another man killed. The Sheriff wants to track down the drifters that his brother said did the shooting. Joe and some others join the posse searching for the men. Joe learns the Sheriff is not interested in bringing the suspects in for a fair trial.
When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and be on top of him when they're sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy to comply with his request to give him his space in bed. Now, Ray is learning the hard way that you have to be careful what you wish for!
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.
Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows which they soon realize was a bad idea. The preparations are stressful and soon the only reason they are doing it is to convince people they are not having marital problems.
Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, while out to dinner, she learns just what Virginia is after, Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant.
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