Rob Ford - Comedy Records (Tom Ford - Jay Z Parody)

  • Posted: 3/25/2014
    • Length: 02:33
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Comedy Records Presents: A parody of Tom Ford by Jay-Z about the crack smoking mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford. Written and performed by Jay Wells and Eytan "Crouton" Millstone We do not own the rights to the music or video, this is purely for entertainment and educational purposes. We are spreading awareness... Lyrics: Clap for the mayor who been smokin' rock Wrote a Rap for the mayor who been known to talk Clap for the mayor who been smokin' rock Wrote a Rap for the mayor who been known to talk Rob Ford Rob Ford Rob Ford Comin up (on crack) , comin down (from crack) Drivin drunk while I run the fuckin town (on crack) Gave that bitch a fat lip, made her lay down. But when I'm high on crack, y'all know y'all can't fuck around. The crack tape they seized it, but nobody sees it The offer from Gawker was 200 G's bitch He's swearing on CNN, Even when he's speakin' in A room full of kids, but he's too full of shit He's leakin' it, can't keep it in. Clap for the mayor who been smokin' rock Wrote a Rap for the mayor who been known to talk (rob ford clip) My bro sold hashish alone, And Gondek, she's a ho, She said that I wanna gorge in her muff But I got more than enough to eat at home He don't pop Molly, he likes rock more Like a clogged pore, time for us to pop Ford How much longer can he really keep his Job For? Rob Ford Rob Ford x4 You're a natural disaster, an avalanche, Nobody living in the city can stand ya man, So instead of running for office, stop it, Just run into another cameraman You're a germ, treating your term, like you've taken a vacation, a power trip You're basically ousted, they've taken your outlet, power stripped You were hopin' for pity? Instead you got us slow roastin a piggy But sadly you'll need an alley and two half dead crackheads If you wanna host a committee When you won the vote it was shitty, You're openly known as the joke of the city And this isn't a fat joke, this is just a crack joke, Isn't a crackhead supposed to be skinny? He don't pop Molly, he likes rock more Never held accountable by the top floor He's a criminal only accounts he holds are offshore Rob Ford

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