On the forum board I used tofrequent, a user known as "Deadfuck" posted a screenplay. I don't know if I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life, so I printed out the screenplay, called some friends, and filmed it. Enjoy it, because it's awesome.
Also, the title cards say it was in 2005, but it was in 2007. Oops.
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