Two sports anchors explain the complex BASEketball bracket and rules.

A football team's touchdown celebration makes Michael Flatley proud.

Coop psychs a player out by drinking liposuction fat, and Remer squirts milk from his nipple.

Coop and Remer kiss and make up.

Yvette knocks a fireplace brick into place and buffs Mr. Cain's lobby floor.

Coop and Remer psych out the San Francisco Ferries and the San Antonio Defenders with inspiring techniques.

The song on the radio speaks directly to Coop.

Joey - a terminally ill little boy - declares his dying wish.

David Zucker directed this slapstick sports comedy starring South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Competing two-on-two against some basketball jocks, goofballs Joe Cooper (Parker) and Doug Remer (Stone) attempt to win by devising new rules while they play. Thus is born the bizarre game of BASEketball. Rules: Court position decides whether a sunk basket counts as a single, a home run, or whatever; the opposing team can retrieve missed shots. Verbal abuse is allowed. Ditto for gross-outs -- or anything to annoy the shooter. The game becomes popular in driveways, so sports promoter Ted Denslow (Ernest Borgnine) proposes a deal to form a pro league. Dallas Felons owner Baxter Cain (Robert Vaughn), hopes to increase revenues with product placements and pro endorsements, but he needs the okay of team owners. Ted dies during the season finals, leaving Cain to deal with his widow Yvette (Jenny McCarthy). However, Ted willed the team to Cooper, who must win the upcoming season or ownership goes to Yvette. Ca