Child Services is finally on to the Whorephanage and slaps them with a shutdown notice! But it's okay, because rich white Mr. Phil Drummond and his rich white friends adopt all the orphans at once and whisk them off to a luxury high-rise in the sky.
Cream Corn is excited as hell at getting a chance to dance on Soooooooul Train, the hippest trip in America, but BD knows the truth.
On the Orphans' collective birthday, Black Dynamite brings them all to a show taping with their favorite TV white man, Mister Rogers.
When BD's old buddy, maverick "Sweet Sweetback" filmmaker Melvin Van Peebles, gears up to shoot his next blaxploita-tion movie in the Community, everyone's excited to help out - except Bill Cosby!
A busted-up Whorephanage needs repairs and busted-up whores need a vacation, so Honey Bee takes the harem to Jamaica for R&R. The hoes party to their heart's content, and a disinterested Honey Bee gets her groove back when she meets the one and only Bob Marley! Back at the Whorephanage, all the sex-starved johns turn into horny zombies trying to hump their way into the building, but Honey Bee couldn't care less, she's not coming home! Bob Marley could be her happily ever after if not for all these assassins with machine guns constantly trying to kill them!
It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone!
A soul-food-eating contest gets everyone in the Black Com-munity down to the summer's biggest beach party. But the party's already jumped the shark when a giant shark jumps out and starts eating people!
When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a rep-aration frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving eve-ry white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?
The Reverend DADDY DYNAMITE (Clifton Powell) left Black Dynamite when he was just a little 8-year old children. But now he's back in the Community preaching a new kind of revivalism, and BD... couldn't be happier? Despite protests from the Crew, BD opens up the doors of the Whorephanage to his father and the two enjoy catching up until Daddy D convinces his flock to donate all of their material possessions-to him! "Exploiting the Community's sins is just not Black Dynamite's style." BD cuts his dad off. For good.
Black Dynamite's non-white arch nemesis, Fiendish Dr. Wu. has stolen an experimental supply of Menthol X-a super addictive mind-control additive-and sold it to the Notorious Big Tobacco Company! But even more sinister is his plan to covertly transport it across country in The Race War, a stock car race that pits all the world's races against one another to determine which race is the most superior one of all. Racing for the Black race is Black Dynamite, driving his former C.I.A. super car, Eartha Kitt, who may have an agenda of her own.
If Calgon can't take Honey Bee away, a giant albino gorilla can! The grind of running the Whorephanage has finally taken its toll on Honey Bee. To cheer her up, Black Dynamite takes her to the circus where she finds a most unlikely admirer in the main attraction: a giant albino ape named Honky Kong! Inflamed, the beast kidnaps Bee and takes her to the top of Watts Towers, where neither the old-ass Tuskegee Airmen, nor Black Dynamite's trademark kung fu are enough to rescue her. Kong dives into the ocean and swims away with Bee!
Our ass-kickin-friend-of-the-community, Black Dynamite, takes on his childhood mentor and surrogate father: That Frog Kurtis, a Puppet TV educator turned super villain!
Back in Vietnam, Black Dynamite's "brother from another mother," LAWRENCE TUREAUD (Aries Spears) was a force to be reckoned with. That is until the US pulled out and left the man for dead. Now it turns out he's alive and cannibalizing the locals-literally slow-roasting them with his own brand of BBQ sauce. BD and Crew agree to return to 'Nam to track down Tureaud and set him straight-before the US Special Forces do. Pity the fool who will try to stop them!
When the President's plan to destroy the Black community with illegal drugs backfires, Tricky Dick unleashes his latest weapon: Special DEA agent Elvis Aaron Presley! The bloated, pillpopping, not-quite-Karate posing, King of Rock n' Roll is charged with confiscating all the drugs in the community and destroying its "ill-gotten gains."
Every year the Player's Ball-the annual international gala gathering of Pimps-tries to top the previous years' festivities. This year, it's a costume party on a luxurious cross-country train. But with Black Dynamite stuck at home with the flu, there's no telling what might go down. Bullhorn, Honey Bee and Cream Corn are enjoying the extravaganza when Captain Kangaroo Pimp turns up dead. Now every pimp and ho is a suspect. But what the players don't know is that ex-pimp Leroy Van Nuys (Snoop Dogg) has hijacked the train! After years of failure as a pimp, he now plans to level the playing field by driving his competition off a motherf*cking bridge! BD must kick the cold and rescue his crew-and the game-before Van Nuys exacts his revenge.
It's Christmastime at The Whorephanage, and while Black Dynamite loves the holidays, he's distracted by a problem: what can he get the orphans for Christmas? "How do you make a little Orpheen feel like he's got a mamma for at least one day out of the year?" Black Dynamite finds his answer in Little Orphan Arnold's enthusiasm for the impending lunar launch and his wish for a moon rock. But in promising to bring back a piece of the moon for the adorable little orphan, BD has his work cut out for him. With the help of a primate cosmonaut, his old rival OJ Simpson (Aries Spears), and the support of his Crew on Earth, Black Dynamite succeeds in going where no Black man has gone before.
Black Dynamite is back for a second season of all new adventures featuring the heroic, crime-fighting vigilante of justice and his friends. Don't miss this all-out assault on your action taste buds, full of enough ass-whoopin' for the whole family!
Black Dynamite revolves around the everyday lives of a heroic, crime-fighting vigilante of justice and his friends as they engage in a variety of adventures while working to keep their community safe. Plus, Black Dynamite delivers an all-out assault on your action taste buds with enough ass-whoopin' for the whole family!
A total coincidence gives Black Dynamite a sense of wholeness that has alluded him for most of his childhood life.
Previously... That Frog Kurtis got whacked by his illegitimate son.
Black Dynamite reunites with Reverend Daddy and it feels so good.
Black Dynamite and his father have a shotgun bonding sesh.
Black Dynamite and the crew take the orphans to the disco.
The crew is ambushed by a couple of cotton-filled assassins.
Father and son part ways, again.
Black Dynamite deals with filthy frog appendages.
Black Dynamite runs into trouble in the midst of a psychological breakthrough at a roller rink. Watch the season finale this Sunday at 11:30pm.
Reverend Daddy gives the community an inspirational sermon.
As always, Black Dynamite and the crew reach an unconventional, semi-happy ending.
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