Malcolm's afraid to visit his best friend Stevie in the hospital; Reese becomes a master telemarketer; and someone secretly tries to drive Lois crazy.
Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth; Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress; and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike.
After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them; and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage.
Hal and Lois accompany Francis to his 1-year AA "birthday" party; left home alone, Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey argue about where to go when Dewey finds the spare key to Hal's car.
After Hal's father dies, he refuses to grieve but indulges his sons, hoping they'll remember him more fondly than he does his father.
When Malcolm dodges advances from college recruiters, Hal is happy to be wooed instead; Reese flourishes in his new marriage, but misses a big warning sign; and Dewey learns just how poor Francis is.
While Lois and Hal accompany Dewey on a mishap-plagued trip to a piano competition, Ida brings a girl from her home country to stay with Malcolm and Reese... and engages Reese in a competition to win the girl's hand in marriage.
While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship check addressed to Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money; Reese goes back to work delivering meat.
To preserve an academic title he once won, Herkabe tries to get Malcolm to sabotage his grade point average; a clingy neighbor attaches herself to Lois; and Hal gives Dewey romantic advice.
When Reese's female army buddy comes to visit, Reese struggles to understand his attraction to someone he considers his best friend; Hal becomes jealous of Lois' orthotic shoe inserts; and Dewey gets even with Malcolm for an unpaid debt.
Malcolm dates a popular girl who refuses to be seen in public with him; Lois tries to force Reese to get a job; and Hal gets upset when Dewey doesn't get upset after being denied a free game at a miniature golf course.
Reese's simmering dislike for Stevie finally comes to a head; Hal tries to get Dewey to quit smoking by kicking his own addiction to coffee; and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk.
When Hal's health insurance lapses for a weekend, he tries hard to keep everyone safe without letting them know why; and Lois thinks Craig is the anti-union snitch at the Lucky Aide.
When the family goes to the Burning Man festival... Malcolm falls in love with a healer; Reese falls in love with the festival; and festival-goers mistake Hal's suburban attitudes and behavior for performance art.
When the boys enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, she takes it seriously and competes to win; Malcolm becomes a slave to Mr. Herkabe; and Reese discovers he's beautiful.
While Dewey helps Francis research games for a job interview, the Buseys take their teacher hostage; Malcolm talks Hal into becoming head of the local homeowners' association; and Reese studies for final exams.
Malcolm In The Middle clip
Reese stands up for Malcolm, from Malcolm Malcolm in the Middle episode 2.
Malcolm beats up a school bully, from Malcolm Malcolm in the Middle episode 4.
Malcolm and Reese get a close call, from Malcolm Malcolm in the Middle episode 2.
Meet Reese, Dewey, Francis and Malcolm, from Malcolm Malcolm in the Middle episode 1.
Malcolm defends his brother Francis, from Malcolm Malcolm in the Middle episode 1.
Malcolm and Reese follow the house rules, from Malcolm In The Middle season 4, episode 1.
Reese hatches a plan to get Gordo back, from Malcolm In The Middle season 5, episode 1.
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Malcolm and Hal spend father and son time while fishing.
Reese finds an ice cream man in the middle of a traffic jam, from Malcolm In The Middle season 2, episode 4.
Lois goes on a mission to find Reese and bring him home.
Burning Man festival-goers mistake Hal's behavior for performance art, from Malcolm In The Middle season 7, episode 1.
The boys say goodbye to Jumpy number 9, from Malcolm in the Middle episode 4.
Former Malcolm in the Middle star Jane Kaczmarek stops by Hollywood 411 to tell Madison about what she's been up to, and how YOU can own a piece of history from the red carpet in her charity auction.
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