Portlandia gets away for the weekend to New Beavertown, Oregon. Toni and Candace lead a feminist moon retreat for women (including k.d. lang).
Mr. Mayor (Kyle MacLachlan) unveils Portland's official 3D Printer. Santa is concerned about the future of Christmas. A minister (Ed Begley Jr.) reminds us that church is an option.
Brendan and Michelle decide that it's finally time to try drugs. Carrie's brother (Josh Homme) comes to visit with his new boyfriend. Women and Women First is visited by the cops. Guest starring Kyle MacLachlan, Dan Savage, and Josh Homme.
Kickstarter videos compete at the Can'ts Film Festival (hosted by Gus Van Sant). Toni and Candace coach the Portland Trail Blazers' dance team. Guest starring Gus Van Sant, Paul Allen, The Portland Trail Blazers & dancers.
Carrie and Fred go home after a concert. Fred has an idea for a music documentary. Peter is reunited with his old band, The Bahama Knights and his ex-wife lead singer (Maya Rudolph). Guest starring Maya Rudolph, Tuck & Patti, and Jeff Tweedy.
Peter drives Nance to the emergency room. Spyke gets a car. Ghavin has some questions for a singer (Annie Clark) whose band is touring through Portland. Fred and Carrie have a garage sale.
A punk from the '80s wakes up from a coma. An e-mail goes neglected. Nina has surprising news for Lance. Malcolm and Kris tailgate a Prairie Home Companion live show. Carrie dates a tax lawyer.
A celery salesman (Steve Buscemi) goes to great lengths to get celery back on the table. 911 dispatchers assure callers that it's beets. The Order Grill is open for lunch. Carrie declares social bankruptcy.
Ecoterrorists (including Olivia Wilde) protest animal testing at makeup company. Bryce and Lisa Rent it Out! Toni and Candace have a car wash. Fred misses hip hop.
A young woman (Kirsten Dunst) is haunted by very informed ghosts. Doug and Claire make a big commitment to one another. Kath and Dave make the most of fifteen minutes. Sandra finally finds a soulmate. Fred is visited by a Date Fact Checker.
Electricity is shut off for the entire City of Portland due to unpaid bills at the Mayor's Office. Peter and Nance have a mysterious guest at their bed and breakfast. Kath and Dave go into survival mode. Fred and Carrie team up to find Mr. Mayor and restore power to the city. Guest Starring Bill Hader, Kyle MacLachlan, Kumail Nanjiani, and Chloe Sevigny.
The Rats decide to move out of their newly gentrified neighborhood in search of one with more character and littering.
The city is overrun with unconventional art projects. Fred and Carrie's relationship gets complicated when they both start dating their new roommate.
A Rube Goldberg machine is created to perform the simplest of tasks. Peter and Nance host friends at the opening of their new bed-and-breakfast.
A temp worker hopes to turn her gig as Interim Mayor of Portland into a full-time job with Fred and Carrie's help. A wedding is interrupted. Local baristas draft a coffee shop manifesto. Kath and Dave struggle to find a table at a restaurant. Joaquin's friends investigate his frequent disappearances. The Rats write a book.
Following an environmental scandal, The Mayor steps down from office and moves off the grid. A dolphin discovers that plastic bags have been banned in Portland. Musicians compete in a Battle of the Gentle Bands. A local newspaper is taken over by a blog. An inspector visits Peter and Nance's Bed and Breakfast.
Local baristas draft a coffee shop manifesto.
A local man does a dance In a canoe.
A bike-riding hipster is distressed to learn that all the cool things he's into are becoming popular with the mainstream. Starring Fred Armisen.
Malcom and Kris attend a meeting to rename a street in their neighborhood.
An entire village emerges from a line at Portlands most popular new brunch spot.
CatNap goes on tour with their unusual new band member and has an unsettling encounter with their biggest fan. Guest starring Kristen Wiig.
Toni tries to keep the peace as the drama between Candace and their guest gets out of hand.
TV newscasters host a parade celebrating Allergy Pride Portland.
A frugal couple shares the pleasures of the dumpster-diving lifestyle. Starring Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein.
A trio of rats scheme about how to invade a package-free grocery store.
An inspector from the Portland Bed and Breakfast Bureau visits Peter and Nance’s B&B.
A couple discusses whether they can afford to attend Nina's Birthday party.
Kath and Dave get ready for a hike.
Two hippies offer a friend a ride home, but may not have room in their car for her harp. Guest starring Joanna Newsom.
Doug and Claire spoil television shows with friends at a dinner party.
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