George W. Bush Cold Opening: The President (Will Forte) talks about the Dubai Ports issue and Dick Cheney’s (Darrell Hammond) hunting accident. Natalie Portman Monologue: Natalie answers questions from Star Wars fans (Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis). The Needlers: Fertility Clinic: The couple that should be divorced wants to have a baby (Amy Poehler, Seth Meyers, Natalie Portman). Natalie Rap: An SNL Digital Short. Natalie Portman raps about her life (Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell, Seth Meyers). Weekend Update: Kenan’s Fashion Show: Kenan Thompson introduces his line of fashions for male black comedians who dress like women (Finesse Mitchell, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler).