Steve Martin Cold Open: When he hears that Alec Baldwin is about to tie his hosting record, Steve puts a stop to it (Kelly Ripa, Alec Baldwin, Lorne Michaels). Steve Martin Monologue: Steve welcomes Maya Rudolph back from maternity leave, just as his Viagra kicks in. Credit Card Debt Ad: Advice about debt (Steve Martin, Amy Poehler, Chris Parnell). Hamas Victory Party: Steve Martin unknowingly agrees to be the entertainment at the celebration party for the Hamas victory (Fred Armisen, Seth Meyers, Bill Hader). Two Inches: An SNL Digital Short. Steve Martin and Will Forte are old friends who re-acquaint in very close contact. Quick Zoom Theater: Dramatic camera movement enhances non-dramatic dialogue (Steve Martin, Fred Armisen, Chris Parnell, Maya Rudolph, Kenan Thompson). Tangent: An SNL Digital Short. Fred Armisen is a man who keeps talking while a show business career happens around him (Bill Hader, Chris Parnell, Conan O'Brien, Brian Williams, Scarlett Johansson).

Jack Black Monologue: Jack Black sings a song he wrote for "King Kong". Blown: A very windy day at a restaurant (Jack Black, Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson). TV Funhouse: Christmastime for the Jews: An animated Darlene Love sings about how Jews spend Christmas. Lazy Sunday: An SNL Digital Short. Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg rap about going to see "The Chronicles of Narnia" and eating cupcakes. Two A-Holes Buy a Tree: Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudekis buy a Christmas tree from Jack Black. Spelling Bee: Will Forte is a spelling bee contestant (Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Chris Parnell).

Chandeliers: A low-budget ad selling the elegance of chandeliers (Scarlett Johansson, Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch). Sweet Sixteen: Parody of the MTV show "My Super Sweet 16" (Scarlett Johansson, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Chris Parnell). Deep House Dish: Johansson: Kenan Thompson and Rachel Dratch are the hosts of this show about clubbing and house music (Scarlett Johansson, Amy Poehler, Chris Parnell). Engagement Ring: Jason Sudeikis wants to buy an engagement ring (Scarlett Johansson, Finesse Mitchell). Mr. Willoughby: A Merchant-Ivory film in which three women (Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Scarlett Johansson) await the arrival of a suitor.

Jason Lee Monologue: Jason Lee takes the cast skateboarding (Lorne Michaels, Fred Armisen, Horatio Sanz, Kenan Thompson). Good Morning Meth: A talk show dedicated to the crystal meth lifestyle (Jason Lee, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader). Falconer: Indecent Proposal: The Falconer (Will Forte) leases his falcon Donald to a millionaire (Jason Lee) for a night of passion. Weekend Update: French Riots: Fred Armisen and Bill Hader are French leaders discussing the rioting. Moustache Talk Show: A talk show about people who wear and enjoy moustaches (Seth Meyers, Jason Lee, Rachel Dratch, Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz). Taser Ad: A commercial for a taser company (Jason Lee, Chris Parnell, Rachel Dratch, Andy Samberg).

Jamie sells his TV script to a Hollywood agent. Anthony Michael Hall, Chris Parnell, and Steve White all guest star in this episode.