Oscar the Grouch reports for GNN: Grouch News Network. Today’s top story is the elephant stuck in Maria’s bathtub! Plus, Cookie Monster has some “breaking” news, Slimey digs up some dirt (literally), and Grundgetta would rather watch POX News. Also in this episode: Tyra Banks demonstrates the word “struggle,” and Anderson Cooper reports for GNN with Walter Cranky and Dan Rather-Not. Brought to you by the letter G and the number 9.