Download song here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/shotty-single/id424015991
Talk to me here:
Shotty! That's right you motherfucker--have fun in the back seat
Nope, you shithead, that doesn't count because we're not outside and we can't even see the car yet
Bullshit! We're on the way out so anyone can call it. You know that rule about seeing the car was just made up by some guy who forgot to call it sooner, and now you are that guy
No, because that rule gives everyone an equal chance to call shotgun. Besides, you didn't say, "shotgun" you only said, "shotty" so technically the seat's still free
Obviously I got it because you knew what I meant and then you contested it, so fuck you buddy
Wull if you're gonna play by those shitty rules than I call shotgun on the way back
You can't call shotgun in advance, because you said everyone must have an equal chance, now you're just being hypocritical you donkey cock sucking douche
Hey you two
As the driver for the day, I have final say
I make up the rules, you two are being tools
Now he did call shotty before anybody
But you make a good point the chances should be joint
But he did call it first so he gets it--no more outbursts
But dude, I'm 6'2, I have longer legs and it's just not fair--
I said no more outbursts
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I don't wanna hear it
Radio and AC
You're a fuckin' dickweed
All the leg room that I want
I can roll my window down all the way
And I have an airbag
Wait! I forgot. We have to pick up my girlfriend right now
Both of you get in the back seat
Cuz girlfriends have permagun (Dsmmit, I hate that rule)
Girlfriends have permagun (Umm, we heard you the first time man)
Girlfriends have permagun
Dude, why are you singing?
Oh, was I just singing?
Yea. And Harmonizing with yourself.
Whatever, let's just go.