Veridian wants to increase employee productivity, so Ted tells the staff that those who work hard will get tickets that they can redeem for prizes.
When the boss invites Ted and his daughter on a playdate with him and his daughter, Veronica accuses Ted of using Rose to advance his career.
Ted helps his brother get a job selling lab equipment for a Veridian supplier, but he sells Veridian more equipment than they could ever use.
Ted romances a German executive who can't speak English. Veridian is developing a translation device, but the voice of the device is Phil's.
Ted insists on taking the high road after his nemesis at work comes up with almost the exact same project that Ted's team has been working on.
A typo in a memo about inappropriate behavior orders employees to engage in offensive language. Ted tries to convince the company to fix the error.
Ted struggles with a talkative security guard who wants to be his friend. A terrified Phil and Lem face the prospect of working alone with Veronica.
After an employee drops dead in the midst of Veridian's push to finish a project, Veronica tries to use the incident to make the staff work harder.
Oddball Sheila falsely accuses Ted and Linda of sexual harassment. Veronica convinces Veridian to classify sexual harassment as a disease.
When Veronica's boyfriend comes to town, she starts slacking off at work. Ted tries to get her back on track. Lem is given a bright red lab coat.
Lem flips out when his mother (guest star Khandi Alexander, "CSI: Miami"), a brilliant scientist who has always intimidated him, comes to visit and begins an affair with Dr. Bhamba (Maz Jobrani). Meanwhile, Ted gets miffed when Linda suddenly gets all the credit after she makes a suggestion to improve on his prize project, a light bulb that burns forever.
Layoffs hit Veridian, and little Rose seems to have info that Veronica wants despite Ted's disapproval. Linda is elated to sell her children's book.
Veridian tries to match employees based on their genetic compatibility. Linda and Ted find themselves instantly attracted to their supposed matches.
Behind the scenes look at making of the pilot. With commentary from the executive producers and cast of Better Off Ted.
When Veridian employees discover Veronica's love life, she leaves the man she loves rather than invite ridicule. Linda denies her feelings for Ted.
Ted is forced to create a fake project for Linda rather than admit the rumor that Veridian is going green is false. When other employees try to sign up for the program, things start to go awry.
Better off Ted: Mess of Salesman
Phil can listen to Veronica praise him all day.
Veronica surely knows the way to these guy's hearts.
Perfectly suitable workplace attire - that makes Phil look like a possum.
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