Videos: NTSF:SD:SUV::

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius.

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius.

As Kove welcomes the Terror Troop to her humble, fully monitored abode, Alphonse shares some Alaskan urban legends.

Even Santa is naughty every once in awhile.

Apparently there is a tune that goes with the Alaskan Santa tale, and it is just as alarming as the tale itself.

Kove gives the speech of a lifetime to corral the surviving Christians.

With agents dropping left and right, it's all too much to handle.

The powers of Christmas are a magical and disturbing thing.

We haphazardly learn the true meaning of Christmas, that it is the best and everything else is the worst.

Crime never takes a vacation, which means the San Diego Strike Force is about to have A Very Terrory Christmas. Catch the NTSF:SD:SUV:: amalgamation of holidays during the special, 'Christmas Activity' this Thursday at 12:15am.

Order now and you can also get the new NTSF:SD:SUV:: Free Scanner App for all of your Agent-ifying needs.

Even 'The One' can't protect you from a home invasion like this one.

NTSF is prepared to equip your home with the most violent and brutal theft protection of the 20th century.

Alphonse introduces viewers to the benefits of NTSF's new security system.

NTSF's security team vows around the clock surveillance until they die of starvation.