FactZone looks back at the most important events of 2011.
A woman who talks too loudly disturbs the entire nation. Congress to decide if the Administration should take action.
The FactZone studio develops artificial intelligence. Brooke introduces viewers to a new state of the art studio.
The network explores the important topic of sex. Brooke and O'Brady discuss human trafficking.
A very special takeover by the network's morning show Today Now! Hosted by Jim and Tracy. Tracy's son visits the set.
Brooke is angered by a documentary about her life and addresses the claims on-air.
A Seven decade veteran newscaster's career is honored as the FactZone says goodbye to legend Brandon Armstrong. Cameo by Charlie Rose.
Tucker Hope tries out a new piece of technology, "Brainwall" and reveals a fantasy.
Sleep-deprived Shelby Cross leads the search for missing one-year-old Baby Kate, and advises viewers on search techniques.
An asteroid is about to destroy the Earth. Shelby gives another approach to self defense classes.
As America responds to the news that the American Dream has died, Brooke Alvarez provides the news you need to survive in this terrible, frightening world. Along with her award-winning team of reporters, she covers the stories that matter most from the safety of the FactZone.
Washington enters talks with the people of Real America. Whenever news happens, Brooke Alvarez is fearless in her pursuit of the truth, going to any length to bring America (the world?) the news.
When Wall Street panics after a stock market crash, Brooke Alvarez explores the story in depth and also reports new details on the GOP's newest superstar Mike Brant. A small business owner from Kentucky, Brant's earnest desire not to run for public office has propelled him to be a Republican front runner despite his desperate pleas to be left alone.
A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. Every night in the FactZone Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about. The Onion News Network doesn't waste your time with news you don't need to know.
After America suffers a cyber attack, Brooke Alvarez interviews top U.S. officials on the subject via satellite. If someone saw something, did something, or allegedly did something, you'll see them on the FactZone. Americans no longer have any excuse to be uninformed.
A predator drone plane stands trial in military court. Brooke Alvarez delivers a 30-minute nonstop news assault, covering politics, entertainment, science, and business news in the FactZone. It's no wonder more Americans find out what to think by turning to the Onion News Network.
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
In this episode of 'Raw Justice,' a depraved sex fiend violated his wife's body almost weekly for ten years before finally murdering her.
The panelists share advice on how to get into the comedy business. Writer Lang Fisher suggests writing blogs and filming your own videos. A fan asks about writing jokes that are funny versus brilliant.
Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson's trainers said there was no reason to keep her alive.
Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy talk to an 11-year-old who had his leg gnawed off by a cool-as-hell shark.
The press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own doubts.
Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food.
Moderator Anderson Cooper asks about the success of The Onion's web site and social media activity. Sports editor John Krewson recalls working on the famous 9/11 issue. Anderson reads aloud from the article "Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell."
Today Now! welcomes adventurer and balloonist Trent Montague, who is determined to steer the conversation to the horrors of horse abuse.
Online universities and bible colleges will be among the thousands of teams vying to prove they are the best in the nation.
Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.
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