STAY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS~TIM SIMS PRODUCTIONS~ CHRISTMAS PARODY

  • Posted: 7/10/2014
    • Length: 02:59
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I CLAIM NO RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC. LYRICS WRITTEN & OWNED BY TIM SIMS. THANKS FOR WATCHING. Home For The Holidays I wish you’d all just stay home for the Holidays After Last year’s disaster in my home You stop by and the sunshine turns to a drunken haze So this Holiday please keep your drunk ass home There’s Uncle Stan as drunk as he could be He he blew chunks on our floor Aunt Sylvania slipped and damn near lost an eye I can’t maintain when Granny’s braggin’ About the men she’s had before Yes last year was horrific Well need I be more specific I wish you’d all just stay home for the Holidays After Last year’s disaster in my home I’ll mail you all your presents if you’ll stay away So next Holiday please keep your drunk ass home Can’t understand, It always puzzles me, What do you do this shit for? I’m not complaining but your kids set our tree on fire It drives me crazy when you start your talkin’ About my brother’s drunken whore Well need I be more specific Yes last year was horrific I wish you’d all just stay home for the Holidays After Last year’s disaster in my home I’ll mail you all your presents if you’ll stay away So next Holiday just keep your drunk ass home COPYRIGHT 2008

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