Just as hot shot East Coast lawyer Bob is about to expose some big-time corporate corruption, he’s suddenly charged with money-laundering, influence-peddling, and smuggling "Winkies” across the border. Claiming he can find the real bad guys if he can just “disappear” for a while, Bob’s been placed in the Witness Protection Program, and relocated to a large L.A. law firm. There, he works as a lowly library clerk, while everyone wonders why this lax and insolent nobody hasn’t been fired yet. Is he “connected?” Does he have some sort of Wizard of Oz type of Karma with the universe that enables him to make things happen for everyone but him? Something else, maybe...?