Threesome!

  • Posted: 8/25/2014
    • Length: 07:17
    • Plays: ???
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Threesome. A Triple Axel. The Ole' Hat Trick. A Triumvirate. The Great. White. Whale. A Hope Diamond. The Lost City of Atlantis! Wait, what are we talking about? Oh right, that sex thing that never happens, to anyone, ever. Oh, sure, maybe some of you youngin's have drunkenly fumbled your way into a terribly awkward next-morning brunch, but let's be honest, once you're over 25, you're Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, too old for this shit. So when an alluring trainwreck of a person starts making eyes at Jared and his new girlfriend, they don't pay her any attention at all and just get out of there. Oh, wait, no, they're going for it, obviously; this is a show where things happen. I guess high blood pressure isn't enough to keep the True of Heart from chasing a dream rainbow on the wings of a unicorn, but just keep your head on a swivel, Jared, cause the only thing that's certain out there is that everyone who's ever said "I had a threesome" is a liar. "From hells heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee." -Khan Noonien Singh, Star Trek II The Wrath Of Khan. Or something.

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