Tiger Woods Jokes on Oprah Winfrey Talk Show Interview

  • Posted: 7/10/2014
    • Length: 01:26
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Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview. 1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning? He was late getting to the next hole. 2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ? Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood. 4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ? Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie. 5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ? Intercoarse. 6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him? Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah. 7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods? So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods. 8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ? They both try to club his balls as hard as possible. 9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ? "FOUR!!!". 10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ? Just because you’re the World’s No. 1 Golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.

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