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Captain's Log, six of one and half a dozen of the other.Most of the time I have no idea how we end up in these messes. This is not one of those times. During an important booty-finding mission on Floridia 7 (a.k.a. the Spring Break Planet), the crew and I got busted on some trumped-up charges. To get out, we took on a job for Klak Klownman, a Dark Clown presidential candidate who was about to get his fat, red nose handed to him by his Confederation opponent, George Goodfellow. Klownman promised us a big payday if we helped him win the election by bringing him proof that Goodfellow was really a Sleazefellow.Goodfellow made a big deal of being a good family guy, so I sent in Six to infiltrate his campaign and seduce him. As she revved up his engine in his hotel room, Gus, disguised as a chambermaid, opened the curtains. Using a window-washer's rig outside, Whip was supposed to lower me into position so I could take some pics.Everything went swimmingly ? which is to say that my spastic