UFC Hip Hop Parody - I'm An MMA Fan

  • Posted: 3/25/2014
    • Length: 04:09
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I'm An MMA Fan - a UFC Hip Hop Parody by the MHL. For all the MMA fans across the land - here's a jam to get you stoked for UFC 158. Check us out and FOLLOW at http://www.youtube.com/user/MexicanHockeyLeague and http://vimeo.com/channels/themexicanhockeyleague LYRICS: Chorus: I'm an MMA Fan Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands An MMA fan Gonna smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand An MMA fan Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw An MMA fan Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete An MMA fan Verse 1 Boom Boom: They call me Boom Boom But not because I can scrap, It's because I drop bombs every time that I rap And in the stands at the fights pounding Smirnoff Ice Until you look at me funny then I don't play nice I watch MMA because I love the show The tattoos, The hoochie crews, The energy drinks, yo! See them pickin' em up, Then takin' em down Erecting from the guard for some real ground and pound. Knees and elbows, rear-nakeds I could do this all day Sweat glistenin' muscles ripplin' and we're all heterosexual! Chorus: I'm an MMA fan Gonna tap you out - hard as fuck there's no doubt An MMA fan Pound beers and puff my chest cause MMA is the best! An MMA fan You may call me a douchebag but it's cause you're a gay fag! An MMA fan Tattooed head to toe and slammin' Xzyience, bro! An MMA Fan Verse 2 Houdini: Houdini rollin' up with a flick of the dice Drinking Stolis with the Boom straight guzzling Ice Most vicious man in the stands and I'm here to say I love MMA in a hetero way I've got a Tap-out Affliction You know how it goes, Shower in bedazzler before I hit the shows With a vengeance You know my muggin' is mean, Yo Boom - how's my ass look in these distressed jeans? Chorus: I'm an MMA Fan Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands An MMA fan Smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand An MMA fan Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw An MMA fan Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete An MMA fan Verse 3: BOom Boom: Mixed Martial Arts, takes self-motivation But to be a real fan, takes true dedication. Learn all the moves, and act like I can do 'em. Badass Baroni? You know that I blew him. Supressing my urges with a tough-ass facade, Bowing down to GSP cause that dude is a God. He's carved out of wood, but I'd totally fu..... Fight him, yeah fight him. We'd get clinching each other and all sweatin', and then... Oh shit...where was I? Fuck. Chorus: I'm an MMA Fan Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands An MMA fan Gonna smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand An MMA fan Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw An MMA fan Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete An MMA fan Verse 4 Houdini: Since Shamrock shorts, and the days of Royce, Been chirping motherfuckers till I lost my voice. Old-school, new-school: it's all the same. Mounting sweaty men's my favorite part of the game. And I love it - like a midnight uncle. Goldberg and Rogan, be my Seacrest and Dunkle. Cause I'm strippin' em bare, like St.Pierre Twisting popcorn pubes like Koscheck's hair. Chugging Xzyience dropping science like a man possessed. Wanna shoot a hot load across Don Frye's chest. Cause Penn may be The Prodigy but me I'm The Creator. Wring one out on Sam Stout, premature ejaculator. Cause that's who I is and you know who I am. Check your facts bitch: I'm an MMA Fan.

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