Maria Conchita, a former Miss Venezuela, announces that for the sin of vanity they must compete in the first annual Viva Hollywood Pageant where they must walk the runway and perform a talent. The loser will leave the show immediately. Fights ensue when two contestants choose the same talent, and one contestant dances herself sick, literally. Pageant expert, Scott Grossman, is on hand to teach them to work the catwalk. But the pageant takes a twist when Mexico’s “Ugly Betty,” Angelica Vale announces that they are all getting “Ugly Makeovers” and must compete as hideous characters.