Everybody was pretty excited about the big ceremony in Washington, DC when Barack Obama was sworn in. Swearing on a bible seems a bit oxymoronic. But this was not any old bible; it was Abe Lincoln’s bible. WHACKO-TV was there to investigate the LIP-GATE conspiracy pulled off by the notorious Beyoncé Knowles and the United States Marine Band. BACKLINE dedicated the whole show this week to the inauguration of President Obama. What party is complete without the Scranton flash Joe Biden?