Every news gathering organization lives for scoring the ultimate catch. Well, WHACKO-TV is no different, so you can imagine our glee (no relation to the TV show of the same name) when we found out that KATIE HOLMES wanted to be interviewed by our new Hollywood Reporter Thad Probinski. And of course, Wolf Douglas, News Dictator, demanded that we put the interview in his ADD News. And so it goes, a young reporter trying to make a name in the biz, while the old guard was protecting his turf. This is drama, because as they say: you cannot have drama without conflict.