WHACKO-TV feels, like most Americans, it is so sad that newspapers are slowly going away. We painted one of our offices recently and the shock penetrated our very bones. Oh, what happens when there are no newspapers to use to tape around the edges of the windows when we redecorate? Then Thelma and Louise in booking brought up the fact that their perfumed parrots and macrobiotic Macaws would have nothing on the bottom of their cages without newspapers. And of course, what would the last newspaper reader read?