"Johnny On Ice!" Johnny gets buried by an avalanche while snowboarding, and is chiselled out of the ice by a scientist who concludes he's the missing link. Enjoying the free grub and the attentions of the scientist's pretty assistant, Johnny goes along with the ruse until he realizes they're going to dissect his brain. "Robo-Mama!" Mama sends away for a robot mama to take care of Johnny while she's off at a high stakes bingo tournament. When the real Mama returns, the Robo-Mama refuses to relinquish control, declaring to Johnny that she's his real mama. Johnny, not noticing that one of the mamas is made of tungsten, must decide who's telling the truth. "20,000 Leagues Over My Head" Johnny's sucked underwater by a dangerous riptide and ends up being saved by Captain Debbie Nemo, a sexy marine biologist with her own submarine. Johnny agrees to help her in her quest to clean up the world's oceans, but ends up poisoning the water with his hair gel, using live sponges to bathe, and angering a giant squid.