Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet after Jr. gets new computer equipment.
Jay buys Jr. computer appliances (including a 24-hour broadcast webcam), and Michael protests saying he'll only use it for porno instead of studying.
Michael and Janet's romantic overtures are seen on the Internet.
Michael looks to teach Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house and uses Kady as an accomplice.
Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won't let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica's.
Janet returns home from taking care of her mom's injury, and she's put on a few pounds after eating mom's home cooking.
Michael remains silent about Janet's obvious weight gain.
Michael teaches Claire a lesson after she sneaks out of the house.
Michael feels old and acts like a sore loser when he can't beat Jr. Kyle at basketball. Meanwhile, Claire, who thinks the best way to impress boys is to have bigger breasts, buys a padded bra.
When Michael and Jay realize that Jr. has been smoking marijuana, they provide him with an unforgettable night filled with fun and creative mind games.
Michael and Jay try to remember what they asked each other to do.