A parody of the Academy Award winning thriller loaded with zany fun, slapstick comedy, wicked satire and Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza. Features a long list of guest stars.
J.R. may be down, but he's never out. After Ewing Oil collapsed in disgrace at the end of Season 10, some folks might expect Season 11 to feature a J.R. who's learned his lesson. But not Dallas fans - they know the only lesson J.R. ever learned was do unto others before they do unto you. So hang on to your Stetsons for 30 irresistible episodes of cheatin, lyin and tomcattin as J.R. claws his way back to the top. More drama: Bobby loses Pam but finds new romance. Cliff meets a broken-down wildcatter with dreams of gusher glory. Sue Ellen discovers that revenge is sweet. Two murder cases grab headlines. And a new crop of drop-dead gorgeous vamps with big schemes and bigger hair make life even more interesting for J.R.
For J.R. Ewing, Season 13 is as unlucky as a steer at a Texas barbecue. He starts by lying and cheating Ewing Oil to the brink of destruction and ends by kicking and screaming in a psychiatric hospital. In between he tires of his pretty young wife, seethes while Cliff Barnes's political star rises and bumps into a past he didn't know he had. Meanwhile, Clayton and Miss Ellie investigate a multiple-murder mystery, folks from seasons past unexpectedly return to stir up trouble and Bobby stays busy removing J.R.'s knives from his back, chasing after a Pam look-alike, and bringing a new Mrs. Ewing to Southfork. Y'all come 'round and meet the happy couple!
J.R. has always been a hound dog with the ladies and in Season 12 it all comes back to bite him. A dalliance with an Arkansas cutie leads J.R. to the wrong end of a shotgun, 10 years of hard labor, a prison break and the altar. And that's just the start of 26 episodes of commotion and emotion that also include a tell-all movie (bankrolled by the first Mrs. J.R. Ewing) that threatens to unveil every low-down trick J.R. ever pulled and a rival oil man scheming to destroy the Ewing empire, taking the clan from Southfork all the way to Austria and Russia!
Watch a video clip from an episode of 'Celebrity Ghost Stories,' featuring Charlene Tilton.
Meet the kid who made 'wimpy' cool, in a family comedy based on the best-selling illustrated novel Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, the first in a series that has thus far sold 24 million copies. DIARY OF A WIMPY KID chronicles the adventures of wise-cracking middle school student Greg Heffley, who must somehow survive the scariest time of anyone's life: middle school.
Panic Button is a new challenge show that finds fun in other people's fears. Teams of 2 are confronted with a series of outrageous games, bizarre tests and freakish surprises designed to trigger their worst fears and stretch their relationships to breaking point. Will they succeed or will they bail and hit their Panic Button?
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star -- A thirty-something former child star hires a foster family to re-create the childhood he never had.
Superhero Movie -- Meet Rick Riker. He's young, he's cool and he's got superpowers. Now, if he only knew how to use them...but the world is in danger and no one is safe when David Zucker and the hilarious cast of Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen, Tracy Morgan, Pamela Anderson, Regina Hall and many others - take aim at some of the biggest blockbusters of our time including Spider-Man, Batman, X-Men, and Fantastic Four, to name a few.
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star -- Pre, 'Coming Soon'
Problem Child 2 -- John Ritter returns as Ben Healy, father to 'problem child' Junior. Now-divorced Ben has a new lady (Laraine Newman) in his life...and her plans for their future include boarding school.
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