A 10-year-old boy comes to Dresden claiming that monsters are after him. Dresden dismisses the boy's fears – until he belatedly realizes the kid is right.
Dresden takes on the case of a boy who's sure monsters are stalking him, but a misstep by Harry puts everyone at risk.
Self-help guru Siggy Floyd is in town promoting his new book "Let's All Be Immature - Embrace Your Inner Two-Year-Old". When the Taylors enter therapy with Siggy, Edward and MaryAnn start to regress and soon all of Eerie is regressing into childhood.
When Mitchell wins a wishbone-pull with a stranger, he starts leading a charmed life. Everything goes his way, but Mitchell isn't happy. So Mitchell takes the stranger to court, to prove that the wishbone-pull was fixed.
Ever since station W-Y-R-D started broadcasting from the World O' Stuff, the dreams of Eerie have been turning into nightmares.
Cosmetics queen Dolores Smith asks Kari to become the Vainglory Girl - the poster girl for a new line of cosmetics, spa treatments, and dolls. Dolores thinks Kari's perfect - so perfect, that her beauty must be preserved forever beneath a plastic coating.
When Mitchell and Stanley are ripped off, they go to the Eerie Examiner to complain. They stumble on a back room, where all the news in Eerie is created before it happens.