After almost five months of marriage, newlywed life seems less...new. It's been two weeks with no sex for Blair and Jeff becomes less turned on, while John is finding Kathryn's ever-expanding body unattractive. Tina tries to heat up her sex life with a sexy dance, but Tarz finds her "cute" instead of sexy. Kim and Alaska manage a sexy reunion, but the couple is on edge as soon as the next separation approaches.