As Dawson starts film school, Jen's new happiness threatens her radio show. Meanwhile, Joey ends up with two dinner dates and a tough choice to make.
To begin this final show, Charles Grodin examines celebrities who are getting talk shows, including Jeff Goldblum, Gene Wilder and Abe Vigoda. Following his impression of actress Katherine Hepburn, Dana plays President Bill Clinton as he's being shadowed by his opponent in Bob Dole Undercover. Infiltrating the Clinton campaign, candidate Dole tries to create havoc for the President, and even masquerades as Hillary Clinton in bed with her husband. Following Germans Who Say Nice Things That Come Out Wrong, the Stupid Pranksters head for the bowling alley as actor David Schwimmer is shown on a public service announcement denouncing drinking and reading. Then, in preparation for his summer vacation, news anchorman Tom Brokaw tapes some spots anticipating the death of former President Gerald Ford. Following a look at Mark Twain Tonight Starring Stomp and some overly anxious dinner table conversation, This Week With David Brinkley heads for an amusement park roller coaster with its latest show. Finally, the Stupid Pranksters conclude the season with their most ridiculous prank, leaving behind $16 million in lottery winnings.
Alice's puppy, big as a house after taking a sip from the "drink me" tea pot, cuts a wide swath through Wonderland with alice and Benny in hot pursuit. The chase ends up at the Chess Queen's castle, where the social event of the season is getting underway. The pup gives new meaning to the expression "party crasher".
Alice returns from a shopping trip with an old top hat and a new friend which she found in the top hat - Benny Bunny. In the excitement of mother's lawn party, she sneaks Benny into the house. As far is Alice is concerned the party is dying until Dinah the cat chases Benny out of the house and under the guest's feet.
Alice discovers that the Queen of Hearts has decided to hold a Wonderland beauty contest. All who believe that they are beautiful, clever and well-mannered may enter the contest. The Queen of Hearts is forced to admit that only Alice fills all of the stated requirements. In the name of giving everyone an equal chance, she therefore excludes Alice from the competition and names her to the Jury.
Alice is very sad. Benny Bunny has diappeared. She has already searched the whole house, but there is no trace what so ever to be found of him. Alice then journeys to Wonderland in hope of finding him there, but her search at first proves unsuccessful. Benny Bunny is not to be found in the house of the Duchess, nor at the Hatter's, and not even the Blue Caterpillar has seen him.
Alice has long harbored a fear of insects, so imagine her fear when she finds herself only three inches tall and surrounded by menacing spider, bees, ants etc. These "creepy-crawly" creatures turn out to be friendly and, in fact, go out of their wy to offer Alice a helping hand; or in the centipede's case a dozen helping hands.
Alice discovers that everything has been stood an its head. The Queen of Hearts has introduced a feet tax. Everyone who walks on feet has to pay the sum of fifty pounds into the palace treasury for every pair of feet he or she possesses. But as no citizen of Wonderland is in a position to pay such a sum of money, they are all walking about on their hands..
Alice and Benny go down, down, down the rabbit hole and wind up in Wonderland. Benny introduces Alice to the characters who reside there. Their collective personalities run the gamut from a to z; a for antagonistic annoying, argumentative etc. to z for zany and zoftic. Despite all their quirks Alice is immediatly attracted to them. For her, they are, at least, not boring.
Not only Alice but all the other residents of Wonderland as well are up in arms over the Queen of Hearts' latest inspiration. The Queen declares that since she has become tired of ruling over nitwits, she has decided to introduce compulsory education to Wonderland. Anyone who refuses to attend instruction will be arrested and forcible brought to the classroom.
Alice has always wanted to be treated like a big girl. Just one sip from the "drink me" tea pot has changed her into a big, big, big girl. Alice finds this indignity a crying shame, and proceeds to flood wonderland with her tears.
Benny introduces Alice to the sarcastic, slightly unbalanced Humpty Dumpty. While lecturing Alice, Humpty slips and falls off his wall. While his life hangs by a thread (his cravat has caught itself on a limb). Humpty must suffer the taunts, insults and "egg jokes" of the wonderland locals. Alice brings the King with all of his horses and all of his men to safe Humpty.
With a song in his heart, a diabolical scheme in his mind and Alice as a prisoner in the hold of his pirate ship, captain Black and his band of pirate crows attempt to plunder Wonderland's national treasure. Alice is able to turn the tide, and once more there's smooth sailing in Wonderland.
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