The Aristocrats movie trailer - starring Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Alexander, George Carlin, Gilbert Gottfried, Drew Carey. Directed by Penn Jillette. Theatrical Release Date: 7/29/2005
Rating: Not Rated
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Once Jake gets off the plane, he\'s like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
It\'s exciting to meet the president.
It\'s fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.
Men are quite simple.
Phone companies know how to get you.
If not fat, then what\'s in it?
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
They want your credit card number.
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
It\'s much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.