Michael seeks advice from Junior on how to handle Janet's office persona; the family re-enacts scenes from the movie 'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial.'
Jay's feeling bored ever since she was fired. She can't think of anything else to do around the house, and won't let Michael watch the Jordan game until he hires her as the new accountant at his firm.
Michael steps in to save Kady's soccer team from Janet's coaching style.
The kids get more than they bargained for after Jr. dares Claire to eat Michael's slice of lemon meringue pie.
When the kids are grounded and aren't allowed to watch TV, they decide to play "make me laugh or die".
Janet convinces Michael to have a procedure during a physical examination.
Michael takes Jr. to the doctor and the doctor asks Michael to take a prostate exam.
Janet convinces Michael to have a medical procedure.