Stan reveals an experience he had at church camp.
Peter uses one of his three wishes, granted by a gene, to have not bones.
Peter agrees to be part of an experimental procedure that will put bones back in his body.
The Griffin family members have a few demands for the city of Quahog.
Francine gives Hayley a wee bit of womanly advice.
The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger's big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve's horrifying announcement that he's going through puberty. With the wounds still fresh from Hayley going through 'the change' in their minds, Stan and Francine use experimental medicine to try and bypass the growing pains of having another teenager with raging hormones.
Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.
Stan discovers that a former KGB agent he's been searching for is his new next-door neighbor and is trying to turn Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to Europe for a little R & R.
When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo 'Wheels and the Legman.'
The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.
Stan gets mixed up in street racing to put some excitement back in his marriage. After Hayley breaks up with Jeff Fischer he becomes video game pals with Steve. In an attempt to get Jeff back, Hayley kills Steve's beloved video game character.
Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.
Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.
Stan has had enough of Roger's antics. When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.
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