This wacky send-up of the U.S. Navy is filled with humorous situations as the crew of the U.S. Sub Standard sets out on a secret mission to set the Soviet sub on its rudder.
In this Navy spoof, a mismatched bunch of sailors are sent to sea as the incompetent crew of the U.S.S. Substandard. Little does the crew of the Substandard know that the government doesn't intend for them to make it back.
An all-star cast highlights this action adventure as a Soviet KGB agent (Robert Shaw, "The Sting," "Jaws" -- in his last role) attempts to defect to the West with important information. Both natural and man-made disasters threaten his passage to freedom aboard a train bound for Holland.
U.S. undercover agent Harry Wargrave has an assignment: escort a Soviet defector on Europe's Milan-to-Rotterdam train, then cross the Atlantic and deliver his charge to Washington.
A CIA agent lures a Soviet biological warfare expert aboard a European train in the hopes of murdering the expert, thus eliminating a world threat. Things go awry when the train is caught in an avalanche.
Broadway Joe in his first starring role as a motorcyclist who first joins a motorcycle gang, but tangles with the biker gang while trying (not very hard) to fight off Ann-Margret's advances. He wins a motorcross event and they kidnap her. He races the leader to win her freedom.
A Vietnam veteran returns to his Texas home but feels restless and decides to become a radio singer. Based on the novel by Charles Portis.
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