Hal has an affair with head RA Hillary, and Lucien takes out his anger on Steven. Marshall starts dating a Japanese girl who can's speak English.
Eric heads to UNEC to try to win Lizzie back. The boys watch Girls Gone Wild while the girls try to highlight Lizzie's hair, but fail miserably.
Steven's high school friend Theo shows up to visit just as Steven is planning a perfect date with Lizzie to make him look better than Eric.
The boys play a scripted game of Truth or Dare to help their chances with the girls.
Steven is fed up with TDZ in more ways than one. He quits, but it is not without repercussions.
Steven joins his dad's old frat to make some new friends. Lizzie becomes a "little sister" at a sorority. Tina is obsessed with OMC's "How Bizarre."
Eric discovers that Lizzie cheated on him with Steven, and heads to UNEC to get his revenge. Lloyd helps Steven prepare for a fistfight.
When his parents visit, Marshall has to tell them he's majoring in music, not business. Rachel's mom finds a stash of "bad" things in a stuffed frog.
A fellow student convinces Steven to accept the Lord, while a professor makes Lloyd believe that everything is meaningless.
Ron and Lloyd invest in a stock that rises then quickly drops. Steven, Lizzie and Rachel pay a druggie to do their papers, but he fails to deliver.
In an attempt to impress Rachel, Marshall uses natural remedies she gives him when he gets ill. Steven's getting fed up with sleeping in the rec room.
Steven is forced to get a job in the cafeteria to help pay his tuition until Hal finds "the right job".
Lizzie's boyfriend, Eric, comes to visit. Steven convinces her to break up with Eric, but feels guilty and helps Eric win her back.
Lizzie tells Steven that she has a boyfriend, but he does his best to win her affection anyway. The head RA, Hillary, has a crush on Lloyd.
Steven Karp's first day of college is rather eventful: he sleeps with a girl named Lizzie and finds out his parents are getting divorced.
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