Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
When Jr. finally gets his driver's license, he buys his first car -- a dilapidated, gear-grinding, backfiring clunker.
An encounter with Michael's stunning ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
Michael is disillusioned about eating out after Janet convinces him to go to a Japanese restaurant.
Michael loses his cool when he and the family head to a Japanese restaurant for dinner.
The entire dinner is doomed from the beginning.
Michael gets to the gas station and has to wait forever for the guy in front of him to move on. Irritated, he gets home to watch the Michael Jordan game on TV, but Jay says they're going out for family dinner.