Marge meets Jacques, the French bowling instructor, who offers to teach her how to bowl...and love.
Bart can't get a girlfriend.
Homer is given the key to the executive washroom.
The Simpsons must kill Mr. Burns, the head vampire.
Marge takes Halloween candy from the kids and replaces it with healthy items.
Tress MacNeille's Crazy Cat Lady always makes Matt Groening laugh.
Mr. Burns is happy to be back at work.
Homer tries to teach Bart a lesson about women.
Bender gets reprogrammed as a penguin.
Bender puts the moves on his coworker Anglelyne.
Homer gets attacked.
Marge makes a mistake when ordering Homer's anniversary present online.
Bender is afraid of getting an upgrade.
Marge kicks Homer and Bart out of the house.
Homer wasn't aware his passengers would actually want to sit inside his carriage.
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