In Food Porn 2, Tony teams up with the illustrious Ron Jeremy.
I'm combining this and Food Porn because they constitute a body of work -- a filthy, totally prurient interest kind of work that I'm really proud of. This was -- whatever you think of it -- pretty groundbreaking stuff for food and travel related television. We pushed some serious boundaries -- and let's face it: that food looks really, really good. Ron Jeremy on Travel Channel? Awesome!!
I'm combining this and Food Porn 2 because they constitute a body of work -- a filthy, totally prurient interest kind of work that I'm really proud of. This was -- whatever you think of it -- pretty groundbreaking stuff for food and travel related television. We pushed some serious boundaries -- and let's face it: that food looks really, really good. Ron Jeremy on Travel Channel? Awesome!!
Now that the euphoria has finally worn off from Tony's last food porn romp, he's ready to gear up for an even steamier round two with the help of a few friends... including the illustrious Ron Jeremy.
Tony visits the state of Kerala, a state untouched by Western franchises.
Star of stage, screen, and television Beverly D'Angelo and Ron Jeremy, star of all things adult, visit the Bronx Bunny for a dirty, raunchy, filthy chat.
Star of stage, screen, and television Beverly D'Angelo and star of all things adult Jon Jeremy visit the Bronx Bunny for a dirty, raunchy, filthy chat.
The Final Episode begins with only four contestants remaining. Inspired by the industry standard that true A-List celebrities have their pick of lucrative endorsement deals, the final challenge is to make a commercial. Representatives from goldenpalace.net, an online tutorial site for gambling, come to meet the remaining four cast members and give them the tools to make a 30- second commercial for the website. The winning spokesperson is safe from elimination and guaranteed a spot in the final two! The other three must participate in a secret ballot to vote one of the cast members off the show. This sends the house into a frenzy of scheming and backstabbing. It all comes to a head when the losing cast member decides not to leave without a fight... literally! The remaining two must play one more round of "Back to Reality" to see who will face the Commercial Challenge winner in the grand finale where Kathy Griffin, The Queen of the D-list, will decide who deserves to win the $100,000 prize and be invited back to the A-list!
The five remaining cast-mates are rewarded with an exclusive trip to meet the famous Mayor of Las Vegas. During the visit, the Mayor proclaims that day "Surreal Life Day" and the cast members are ecstatic. The cast returns home and learns of their next trial called "Fan Challenge." After an exhaustive search, our celebs' biggest fans have been brought to the house. In a test of ultimate endurance, these fan club presidents & diehard fanatics are given the mandate to keep their hand on their respective celebrity ALL DAY. If they remove their hand, they will be eliminated from the game. The first 3 celebrities that lose the game will be sent "Back to Reality." In this round, the contestants will view partial soundbites of their fellow cast-mates and will be asked to fill in the blank to win. The first two contests to successfully complete the phrases will be safe while the odd man will be out -- of luck and out of the house!
After a grueling day stuck inside the phone bank, the cast is told they have earned a day to relax poolside. But what they don't know is that this "day off" is actually a competition. As all real A-list celebrities know, you have to be on your game at all times and beware of paparazzi photographers. As our cast lounges by the pool, several photographers sneak around taking photographs of them unaware and unprepared. When the gang returns to the house, they are greeted by Chris Wilson of the infamous New York Post Page Six and find out that their poolside lay-about was really a competition. Chris proceeds to share the incriminating photos from the day -- exposed breasts, questionable embraces, visible butt cracks, etc. The three players that have the worst photos will be sent to the elimination game show, "Back to Reality," where one celebreality misfit will be sent home.
At this stage in the game 7 players remain. Team A-List and B-List are dissolved leaving each contestant alone in their battle for complete celebrity domination. For their first solo competition called the "Famous Friends Challenge," the cast-mates will be tested by the industry standard that equates the image of success, access and power to the little black book and 'who you know.' Armed with a bank of telephones, the players will compete in a telethon of sorts where they will call everyone and anyone they know that is famous. "I have Russell Simmons on the phone." "I've got Venus Williams." "Ludacris is on the line." In the end, pop culture commentator, Kennedy will come in and rank the top 50 celebrities in order of "fame." The contestant with the LEAST number of "famous" people on the phone list will be eliminated from the competition immediately.
Another day and another treat for the A-listers as they attend a gourmet lunch at Spago with their host Robin Leach while the B-listers nosh at a Hofbrau house drinking beer and doing the Chicken Dance. Soon enough though, the treats turn to tricks as the teams learn the next competition is aptly named the "Hooker Challenge." As Hugh Grant & Eddie Murphy have literally testified, few things can damage your A-List reputation more than getting caught with a hooker. Our teams enter a room full of 60 women -- 20 are hookers, and 40 not. The two teams each have a VIP section where they can invite 15 lovely ladies to join them behind the velvet rope. In the end, whoever has the fewest number of working girls in their VIP section will win. The team that loses will again have to choose 3 people to battle it out in the "Back to Reality" game show. This time the game on deck is "The Real Bling." Can these players tell the difference between real and faux? The one who can't will be turned out on the street -- at least now they know people.
A-Lister treats continue as that team is whisked off for a day of pampering while the B-Listers are left behind with a "tonal masseur." The evening turns a little more surreal after a surprise visit from Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight results in a full-frontal course of 'naked sushi' with all the cast members. Even after Adrianne and Christopher bid adieu the housemates continue drinking late into the night and things get really weird (can you say "rubber chicken shots?") The next morning the sober and hung-over cast members alike are introduced to their next challenge. Each team will have to put on a live Variety show in front of a studio audience at the V Theater. Determined by audience applause, one team will win and be safe from elimination, and one team will send 3 members to the "Back to Reality" competition. In a rousing game of "Celebrity Go Fish," the one player who loses the card game also loses the chance of $100,000 and will be kicked off the show.
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