Napoleon and Illya masquerade as shipwrecked sailors to thwart a deranged modern-day pirate.
Barney learns the hard way that three's a crowd, when Andy and Mary Simpson try to find time alone together.
Opie enters the 50-yard dash and thinks he'll be victorious. Barney guarantees him a win. When he comes in last, he's dejected and goes home to pout.
After Opie finishes last at a track race, Andy struggles to teach his son what it means to be a good loser.
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