Luke Skywalker is reunited with his comrades and aided by furry Ewoks in one last battle with Darth Vader and the evil Galactic Empire. Third and final installment of George Lucas' classic "Star Wars" trilogy!
The Animal Batista takes on Jonathan Coachman in a Street Fight. Vader and Goldust interfere in the match.
In this spectacular and offensively uproarious final chapter, Luke Skywalker (Chris) and Princess Leia (Lois) must travel to Tatooine to free Han Solo (Peter) by infiltrating the wretched stronghold of Jabba the Hutt (Joe), the galaxy's most loathsome and dreadful gangster. Once reunited, the Rebels team up with a tribe of Ewoks to combat the Imperial forces on the forest moon of Endor. Meanwhile the Emperor (Carter Pewterschmidt) and Darth Vader (Stewie) conspire to turn Luke to the dark side, and young Skywalker is determined to rekindle the spirit of the Jedi within his father. The Galactic Civil War has never been more outrageous, as the Rebel forces gather to attack the seemingly defenseless and incomplete second Death Star in the battle that will determine the fate of the galaxy.
The spot features a pint-sized Darth Vader who uses the Force when he discovers the all-new 2012 Passat in the driveway. It leverages humor and the unforgettable Star Wars score to create an emotional commercial.
Ryan reveals Vader's ride to the team at Industrial Light & Magic.
A man requests that his physical includes a check for a Darth Vader action figure up his butt.
Father's Day is right around the corner and no matter what type of Dad you are celebrating! For the techy, nothing says happy Father's Day like the Pebble Steel Smartwatch, it will help Dad stay on top of his calls, emails and texts, plus there's a ton of cool apps! Thanks to the Corksicle Chillsner, dad can keep his beer cold! No matter if your guy is conservative or preppy, there are tons of ties to choose from! Vineyard Vines and The Tie Bar both have great options with fun patterns and colors! On to the kitchen- going with a George Foreman grill, you can never disappoint--quick, easy and healthy! The Pig of the Month club is the perfect reminder to show dad how much you care all year long, and we are huge fans of their starter kit! Last but not least, the sci-fi dad will love Cufflinks.com's Star Wars "One Bad Dad" gift set complete with Darth Vader cufflinks and socks!
Around the Net's Kevin Pereira and Candace Bailey present the top viral videos around the internet, including a driver completely missing an exit and Darth Vader throwing out first pitch.
Around half a million people lined the streets of London Tuesday to see more than 10,000 performers from 20 countries perform at the London New Year's Day Parade. The parade, whose theme this year was 'Hats Off To London, Celebration Capital of the World' featured many of the Games Makers from the Olympics, as well as cheerleaders and marching bands from the US, people dressed as popular characters like Darth Vader, and Indiana Jones.
Classic Game Room reviews STAR WARS: THE FORCE UNLEASHED for Xbox 360, also available for Playstation 3 PS3 and Nintendo Wii from LucasArts. This awesome saga takes place between Episode III and Episode IV where you play as Darth Vader's apprentice (Starkiller!) and witness the birth of the Rebel Alliance. Awesome gameplay featuring light saber combat and Force attacks make Star Wars The Force Unleashed the best Star Wars game since The Empire Strikes Back on Atari 2600.
This web-doc delves deeper into the story of the game, where - Starkiller searches the galaxy for Juno Eclipse, all while trying - to stay one step ahead of his former master, Darth Vader. -
On this week s Viral Video Recap: Darth Vader tours Disneyland, an Unexpected Airline Safety Briefing, and a pug that spent halloween dressed as a Bantha from Star Wars.
The prologue level for Star Wars - The Force Unleashed.
Darth Vader doing what he does best.
Guide on the Sith Master difficulty. To unlock the Sith Master difficulty, complete the game on any difficulty first.
Mike Pisses off the wrong person.... Again. Mike's cruising down the Victoria BC Government Street Tourist Strip and comes across Darth Fiddler. See Mike. See Mike Drop a Penny in the case. See Darth Fiddler Use the Force. See Mike Choke. Choke Mike Choke.
"The Reboot Blues." by Sean Rima.
On the days of self-loathing,
on the dark days when all I see in the mirror is an old fat man past his glory
like a birthday balloon three months later,
leaking helium, half-flat, and bouncing seven inches
from the grave,
I lose myself, and find a measure of solace, in television,
and in watching old movies from my youth,
while sipping a quiet glass of Pinot
and thinking of old friends and good, old times,
or at least I used to, until I began to notice
that Capt. Kirk isn't Cap Kirk,
Robocop isn't Robocop,
The Planet of the Apes isn't The Planet of the Apes,
Darth Vader is a douchebag,
Willie Wonka is a child-raper,
Rooster Cogburn has been kidnapped by Jeff Lebowski,
Oskar Schindler, oddly, runs with The A Team,
King Kong is a pussy,
Godzilla needs a treadmill,
and there's a bipolar, metrosexual pansy
wearing Superman's cape,
and all this because some little unoriginal asswipe
or brood of unoriginal asswipes
decided to make bank
and pay for their Malibu suntans by re-making,
and re- booting
every single one of my favorite movies and shows,
making me feel even older and fatter
and more pathetic than I did before I turned on the goddamned TV,
and while I may understand the raw economics of it,
I'd still like to re- boot my foot
up some unoriginal asshole's bi- polar butt
for not saying Please and Thank You,
and at least inviting me out for a nice dinner
and a movie before spiking my drink in the dorm room.
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