When Hayden's boss, Howard, invites him to speak at a meeting of his beloved Fraternal Order of the Loon, Hayden gets more than he bargained for.
When Kevin's chorus teacher Mr. Frace (William Lanteau) hands his class over to a student teacher Miss Haycock (Andrea Walters), the terrible voiced 8th grade glee club has to perform.
Sam tries to cover up the truth when he loses Diane's priceless book.
Sam loans Diane $500 to buy a book autographed by Ernest Hemingway. She later gives the book to Sam as collateral until she pays back the loan.
Dick hits the links with the guys, only to discover that golf and gambling don’t mix.
J.J. is the only witness to a serious auto accident and now, depending on his testimony, he'll lose either his family or his face.