Sensual Opening: This is a parody of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction". Crista Flanagan and Keegan-Michael Key intro the show; March Madness! The Kardashians: This is a parody of "Keeping up with the Kardashians". The producers of the show tell the girls to help a blind man. Inside Looking Ahead: Inter-racial couple sing several songs about Barack Obama with hilarious results. New Attitude: Dr. Poon Ji Sum is challenged to a ping-pong game by the president. One and A Million: A woman tries to win TV game show with increasingly difficult rules. Street Kings: Hugh Laurie: Eugene interviews Hugh Laurie about his new movie "Street Kings" and what level he is on. Wing Woman Open: Arden Myrin explains her role as Bobby Lee's "Wing Woman". Wing Woman Kat Von D: Arden Myrin tries to help Bobby Lee hook up with Kat Von D with hilarious results. Street Kings: Chris Evans: Eugene interviews Chris Evans about his new movie "Street Kings" and being on fire. Investigative Report #1: Investigative reporter and little person,

London follows a group of hip, wealthy twentysomethings who share a love of cocaine and partying in this twisted and obsessive love story about Syd (Chris Evans) and his former girlfriend London (Jessica Biel).

Episode #1313: Sensual Opening, The Kardashians, Inside Looking Ahead, New Attitude, One And A Million, Street Kings: Hugh Laurie, Wing Woman Open, Wing Woman #2: Kat Von D, Street Kings: Chris Evans, Investigative Report #1, Buildings: Office, Buildings: Shack, Street Kings: Cedric, Show Close 1313 - Jordan

Inventor, astronaut and scientist Dr. Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd) is spearheading a trip to outer space, to the center of a cosmic storm. There he hopes to unlock the secrets of the human genetic codes for the benefit of all humanity. Reed s crew for the mission includes his best friend, astronaut Ben Grimm (Michael Chiklis); Sue Storm (Jessica Alba), Von Doom s director of genetic research and Reed s ex-girlfriend; and Sue s hot-headed younger brother, pilot Johnny Storm (Chris Evans). With benefactor Von Doom (Julian McMahon) in tow, the four set off for the exploration of a lifetime. The mission is uneventful until Reed discovers a miscalculation of the speed of the approaching storm. Within minutes, the event threshold is upon them. The space station is engulfed by turbulent clouds of cosmic radiation which genetically transforms the crew. Their DNA is irrevocably altered and so is their future. Back on earth, the effects of the exposure are quickly revealed. Together, they turn tragedy into trium

Album: The First Lady; Label: Capitol; Director: Chris Robinson

Album: Faithfully; Label: Bad Boy Records; Director: Chris Robinson

Album: Faithfully; Label: Bad Boy Entertainment; Director: Chris Robinson

Kelli Garner presents to Chris Evans at the Young Hollywood Awards, which is an annual event of Hollywood Life Magazine.

A thin thread of electronic data may be the only thing that can save a women and her family in this thriller. Jessica Martin (Kim Basinger) is a biology teacher who is kidnapped by Ethan (Jason Statham), a vicious criminal who has threatened to murder her husband and son if he doesn't get what he wants. Ethan destroys the only working telephone in the cabin where she's held, but Jessica manages to put enough of the pieces together to send out a call that's picked up by Ryan (Chris Evans), a college student, on his cellular phone. Jessica manages to convince Ryan of the gravity of her situation, but she has no idea of where she's being held, leaving his cell phone as the only link to her whereabouts -- and his batteries are starting to wear out. Cellular was scripted by Larry Cohen, the exploitation film auteur who enjoyed a major comeback with his script for another telephone-based story, Phone Booth. - Mark Deming, All Movie Guide