Thirty-two-year-old Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler) has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. But when his girlfriend dumps him for an older man, he's got to find a way to prove he's ready to grow up. In a desperate last-ditch effort, Sonny adopts five-year-old Julian (Cole Sprouse, Dylan Sprouse) to impress her. She's not impressed... and he can't return the kid. Uh-oh for Sonny!

Teenager Dylan (SHIA LaBEOUF) decides it's time to pack up all of his childhood toys...but one toy escapes. What Dylan doesn't know is that the creepy little boy who stalks Dylan and torments his friends is his favorite doll, Buddy (DYLAN and COLE SPROUSE), come to life. Will Dylan convince everyone that Buddy is a good toy gone bad or will he be turned into a doll himself?

Sketches include Darrell Hammond as Jesse Jackson and Kenan Thompson as Al Sharpton commenting on the firing of Don Imus, underage kids trying to buy beer at a convenience store and a Sofa King commercial. Jackson & Sharpton on Imus Cold Open (Darrell Hammond, Kenan Thompson), Shia's Magical Monologue (Shia LaBeouf, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, Darrell Hammond, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig), Prince Show: Tobey Maguire & Nancy Grace (Shia LaBeouf, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler), Under 21 (Shia LaBeouf, Andy Samberg, Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Will Forte), Dakota Fanning Show: Dylan and Cole Sprouse & Elle Fanning (Shia LaBeouf, Amy Poehler, Kenan Thompson, Andy Samberg, Avril Lavigne), Sofa King (Shia LaBeouf, Maya Rudolph, Fred Armisen, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader), Weekend Update (Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler with Darrell Hammond as Don Imus), Slice-Co Knives (Shia LaBeouf, Will Forte, Kristen Wiig), John & Jessica (Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader), Shia & Maya Backstage (Shia LaBeouf, Maya Rudolph).

Prospective parents everywhere, you have a new role model: Adam Sandler! In Big Daddy, Sandler plays 30-year-old bachelor Sonny Koufax, a carefree slob who has never much taken to adult responsibilities. However, as his old buddies start getting married and drifting away, Sonny realizes that if he doesn't do something soon, he could end up all alone for the rest of his life. When his most recent girlfriend dumps him because she's sick of being with a man who can't act like a grown-up, he decides that it's time to take drastic action to win her back. To convince her that he can face adult responsibilities, he adopts a five-year-old boy, Julian (Cole Sprouse and Dylan Sprouse). However, the plan doesn't work, and, as Sonny resigns himself to being single a bit longer, he makes a horrifying discovery: he can't return Julian, and now he really does have to start acting like an adult. Supporting Sandler in Big Daddy are Joey Lauren Adams, Jon Stewart, Josh Mostel, Rob Schneider, and Kristy Swanson. ~ Mark Deming,

Zack & Cody interviewed at the Disney Channel Games.

The twentysomething characters of Friends have all officially entered their thirties as the series itself enters its seventh season. Likewise official, at long last, is the engagement of Monica (Courteney Cox) and Chandler (Matthew Perry), with Joey (Matt LeBlanc) agreeing to serve as best man at the wedding, and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) and Phoebe (Lisa Kudrow) accepting the invitation to be maids of honor. In fact, there's good news all around during season seven: Ross begins to bond with his son, Ben (Cole Sprouse), whose mother, Carol (Jane Sibbett), had divorced Ross when she came out as a lesbian; and struggling actor Joey returns to the role of Dr. Drake Ramoray on the daytime drama Days of Our Lives. Originally killed off by the writers, Dr. Ramoray is revealed to have been in a coma, and when he awakes, the brain of a woman has been transplanted into his skull -- but what the heck, a job is a job! Predictably, the season ends with the big wedding, and with a few minor complications, notably Chandler

A poor boy who spends most his spare time playing stickball in the streets suddenly finds himself returning volleys to his butler in this contemporary take on the classic Mark Twain tale starring Cole and Dylan Sprouse. Running away to the east side in his chauffer-driven limousine, thirteen year old Matthew hatches an ingenious identity-switch scheme after running into his spitting image - a fun-loving inner city youth named Jeff. Intent on making his mother pay for a series of minor infractions he may have been responsible for while studying at an ultra-posh boy's academy, Matthew sends Jeff to live with his self-made millionaire mother as he prepares to spend Spring Break with his new stepfather and two stepsisters. While Jeff is dumbfounded to discover that stores actually sell clothes that have never been worn before, Matthew is thrilled to take the field for his first rain-soaked baseball game. Yet despite the fun these two kids have on the opposite side of the social spectrum, they quickly learn that l

A poor boy who spends most his spare time playing stickball in the streets suddenly finds himself returning volleys to his butler in this contemporary take on the classic Mark Twain tale starring Cole and Dylan Sprouse. Running away to the east side in his chauffer-driven limousine, thirteen year old Matthew hatches an ingenious identity-switch scheme after running into his spitting image - a fun-loving inner city youth named Jeff. Intent on making his mother pay for a series of minor infractions he may have been responsible for while studying at an ultra-posh boy's academy, Matthew sends Jeff to live with his self-made millionaire mother as he prepares to spend Spring Break with his new stepfather and two stepsisters. While Jeff is dumbfounded to discover that stores actually sell clothes that have never been worn before, Matthew is thrilled to take the field for his first rain-soaked baseball game. Yet despite the fun these two kids have on the opposite side of the social spectrum, they quickly learn that l